Partisan Song continues at top as Red Smed once more tops his own hit parade

Totally non paintshopped photo of Red Smed as an actual Partisan

Yes it's 2017 but it won;t be for long. And it's that time of year when your girlfriend would rather watch 'Love Actually' than 'Zulu' so it's surely time to focus on that crucial question of how the Red Smed Hit Parade has been doing.

In there at Number 1 for the 10th year running is the Red Smed instrumental 'The Partisan Song' with 375,141 hits, legally defined as 'a twatload' and at number 2 it's , well, actually the whole top 10 are the same as ever. But...the good news, is there's a load of new songs up there in cyber space, so why not check out some of the other ones? Why not? There's a question.

Song	Artiste	Composer	2016	2017
Partisan song	Red Smed	Trad	323,867	375,141
Katyusha	Red Smed	Trad	5,739	6,226
Leon Trotsky	Red Smed	Smedley	4,118	5,915
Secret Seven	Dangerous Brothers	Smedley	1,762	2,009
Route 666	Club Whoopee	Trad	1,177	1,440
Bridgwater	Red Smed	Smedley	1,015	1,337
Me and My Clone	Red Smed	Smedley/Newman	929	1,045
Fat Bald Dave	Red Smed	Smedley	683	860
I'm Too Fat to Rock	Red Smed	Smedley/Newman	570	801
Drop Dead Darling	Red Smed	Smedley/Kane	586	778
Ello Ello Ello	Dangerous Brothers	Smedley/Newton	534	710
County Councillor	Dangerous Brothers	Smedley	505	661
I Need a Girlfriend	The Sedgemorons	Smedley/Beasley	155	650
Do the Washing up	Red Smed	Smedley	280	566
Bohemia Sekt	The Visitors	Bartlett	423	563
False Nose	Dangerous Brothers	Smedley	356	467
Rock n Roll Lizard	Club Whoopee	Smedley/Newman	276	437
Buddy can you spare a Dime	Club Whoopee	Trad	375	435
Party at Brians	Red Smed	Smedley/Beasley/Fraser/Bruce	353	421
The Internationale	Red Smed	trad	300	416
The Magnificent Several	Red Smed	Trad	262	386
When Teddy’s Gone	The Spanners	Smedley/Vernon	268	366
Swedish Language yeh yeh yeh	Red Smed	Smedley	292	358
Don’t be so bloody Miserable	Red Smed	Smedley	253	333
Rock n Roll is Pretty Exciting	Red Smed	Smedley/Beasley/Fraser/Bruce	230	322
Greed	The Sedgemorons	Smedley	212	303
Multifreight	Red Smed	Smedley	159	289
Drop Dead Darling	The Sedgemorons	Smedley/Kane		285
We’re all going Shopping	Red Smed	Smedley/Kane	173	282
Sin and Sodomy	Club Whoopee	Mander/Smedley		219
Rock n Roll is Pretty Exciting	Red Smed	Smedley/Beasley/Fraser/Bruce		216
Stalin was a really nice bloke	The Spanners	Smedley		206
Stogumber Cajun Gumbo	Red Smed	Smedley	119	197
Bonny Van Driver	Red Smed	Smedley	107	188
Clever Students	Dangerous Brothers	Smedley		167
Rhapsody in Westover	Red Smed	Smedley		148
Internal Organs	Dangerous Brothers	Rude		144
I Hope you Die	The Funbunnies	Newman/Smedley		115
Sands of Morocco	The Visitors	Bartlett		109
Dave the Snooker Table	Sheep worrying Theatre	Smedley/Vernon		83
Bad Sir Bastard	Sheep Worrying Theatre	Smedley		71
We’ll be in love forever	Sheep Worrying Theatre	Smedley/Macausland		67
Dancing Shoes	Red Smed	Trad arr Smedley		53
Leon Trotsky	The Sedgemorons	Smedley		28
Smalltown	The Sedgemorons	Dixey/Smedley		26
Women only	The Sedgemorons	Dixey/Smedley		22
Rock n Roll is Pretty Exciting	The Sedgemorons	Smedley/Beasley/Fraser/Bruce		13